What’s Wrong With Newspapers?
Newspapers are famously struggling, but some people seem to be doing just fine at them. An $800,000 bonus seems a bit excessive when you are cutting coffee from the newsroom. This is happening all over...
View ArticleCall Of Doodie
One of the more bizarre arguments against accepting women in combat is that men may have to poop near, beside, or in the general vicinity of them.Marine Ryan Smith in The Wall Street Journal: Societal...
View ArticleA Dumb Beer I Drank
I want to be clear here: I gave Churchkey beer a shot. I did. I purchased it for the novelty and came away disappointed at what a shitty beer I found inside its hard-to-open can. This is a bad product....
View ArticleCultural Differences
Women in Afghanistan face a gauntlet of intimidation walking down the street. In fact, there’s no law specifically prohibiting sexual harassment, which could be safely assumed to be about 100%. The...
View ArticleWayne’s World
Violent video games cause violence. The original intent was to play horseshoes forever.
View ArticleOpen Carry Privileges
Dudes in Oregon have been doing this a lot lately. Open carrying to intentionally encounter police in order to assert their second amendment rights. You’d have to be a particular kind of privileged to...
View ArticleSaturday Drone Service
Our government can’t afford to deliver anything to your house on Saturday unless it’s a missile.
View ArticleJudge Prez
The president has to go to a FISA court for a wiretap and shuns waterboarding terrorism suspects, yet asserts he can shoot them with a missile anywhere on earth even if they are an American citizen....
View ArticleMedia Carnival
Thursday night on CNN, after following this cruise ship story the entire day at the expense of all other news, Erin Burnett’s show flew down to Alabama to greet the passengers. Now, CNN had been...
View ArticleAbbottabad-Land
Abbottabad, Pakistan is going to be home to a new amusement park. Book your flights.
View ArticleRacial Entitlements
Justice Scalia recently referred to the Voting Rights Act as a “perpetuation of racial entitlement.” No one seems to quite understand what the hell he’s talking about, but you can hear the audio of his...
View ArticleAvenging Uterus in Steubenville
The verdict in the Steubenville rape trial is in and, as you may suspect, some of the most disgusting things have been voiced about the victim. You expect that online, but the amount of people who...
View ArticlePop-Tart Guns In Our Schools
This comic is a continuation of Deaf Toddler Threat and Invisible Violence, which show the deadly hands, thoughts, and now pop-tarts children are using to plan mass violence. I’d like to do more of...
View ArticleTen Years After the War
Ten years after the invasion of Iraq, the people who drove this country to war and the pundits who cheered it on, are all doing fine. There were virtually no consequences for being that categorically,...
View ArticleThe Gay Marriage Rush
The Supreme Court will most likely not decide that gay marriage is a constitutional right–what with the many open homophobes in its ranks–but the fight for marriage equality is essentially over. Those...
View ArticleThe Great National Gun Debate
Gun control legislation is shaping up to be more toothless by the day as the memory of the Newtown massacre fades. Not to worry. There will be another one soon enough and we can start the debate all...
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